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The Crud

A sickness: maybe contagious, probably not. Like the name, it makes you feel like crud. Typically comes around when the seasons change and makes you cruddy
You wanna go to the lake, Jepp?” “Nah man I’m at home I got the crud” “Well dead gum that’s cruddy” “Yeah, I know”
by Wordsyouneverheard September 5, 2022
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crud on a stick

a phrase to express anger and/or disappointment that is so great that it is beyond words
someone: it’s 2020
me: crud on a stick
by anonymous November 29, 2020
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Crud

Crud can be used for anything
crud I just sat on the remote and broke it. what the crud we gonna do.

Your a crud munch
by Crud cobra September 2, 2021
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Crud Fingers

The smell of shit that can smell particularly strong from sniffing around the fingernails of someone who refuses to wash his/her hands after wiping his/her ass. This is usually due to toilet paper ripping or scrunching up, leaving the fingers exposed to warm shite still stuck in the anus after laying a brick.

Quite often, having longer nails will be more prone to have Crud Fingers as there is more room for feces to get trapped and smell like a grimy toilet bowl but the deciding factor really is washing your hands after dropping a turd.
Person 1: Dude, have you smelt that stench coming from that guys hands?
Person 2: Yeah! I heard he doesn't wipe. He must have Crud Fingers big time!
by CrudFingers April 24, 2018
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Crud

What grace,lily and daisy are
What a crud
by Penisboi69 February 5, 2019
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Crud

When someone wants smoke with ANYBODY. ANYWHERE, ANYTIME.
You saw what putin did to ukraine?! HE IS ON CRUD.
by Foutens212 January 15, 2023
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crud mud

by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019
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