clit wads

Tiny balls of toilet paper you get in your mouth when you eat out your wife sometimes. I know it sounds gross but I cant be the only guy this has happened to.

God dam it, i just ate another mouth full of clit wads you bitch. Wash that shit out sometimes.

by aaron doyle February 24, 2008

pose-wad

Someone who is more than a poser, more than a posebag. Someone who is a whole horde of posers rolled into poser-blunt.

TM to Carrie

Omg, you see Morgan, she is SUCH a pose-wad !!

and

The only thing worse than an angsty little emo kid is an 'angsty' little emo kid pose-wad

by xcarriex January 3, 2007

Cum Wad

A juicy load of cum

John unloads a nice juicy cum wad in Maria's belly button

by Spectralite August 19, 2008

butt wad

a lame person who gets on your nerves or a stupid ass either way

by kelly August 3, 2003

dog-wad

A wad of any secretion emitted from a dog, such as drool, crap, urine, Dog-Jizz, snot, foam (rabid dog) etc

"You're going to have to wait Five more minutes... Snuffles blew a Dog-Wad on my wedding dress"

"I stepped in a Dog-Wad"

Vet: "if there is an excess of Dog-Wad issuing from Snuffles' mouth bring him back for a check-up"

by Octopusswah August 2, 2006

Wad of Cash

A large enough stack of banknotes to extinguish a candle by waving at it. Value is irrelevant.

Handling a wad of cash may be as good at killing pain than ibuprofen or aspirin, a new study suggests.

by The Greedy Banker November 2, 2010

Crotch Wad

Remnant semen that leaks from the pussy during the day after having vigorous morning sex.

I was sitting in the break room at lunch and felt a huge crotch wad oozing down my thigh.

by Eaton Holgoode June 3, 2018