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Thanos

A big, purple grape that has been mixed with a prune. He loves to collect rocks and put them in his mitten. He shows them to his friends and then plays hide and seek with half of them.
Thanos has a nice mitten.
by BiggerChungus69 May 2, 2019
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Barny's big pissed brother with a shiney collection of rocks bedazzling his booger hooks.
wow thanos just touched me with his golden taint tickler.
by Cooter polluter August 1, 2020
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Thanos is a purple dude with an oven mitt and a beautiful glow in the dark rocks that he collects. When he snaps his fingers he will make everything 50% off
Thanos is going to snap :(
by LittleBearMan December 20, 2019
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THANOS: " Do these pants make me look good"
Iron Man: " naw, you be DUMMY THICC BIG PURPLE HOT TITAN THICC BOI"
by MR. Thanos Hair October 21, 2019
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The thickest titan in the universe. Has a passion for space rocks, Claims he's inevitable, looks like a purple prune.Likes to make an entrance everywhere he goes! :)
Thanos the geologist!
by Marvelfan2022 December 29, 2021
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He did nothing wrong.
Thanos did nothing wrong
by Someguynamejoseph July 13, 2021
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Some ball-sacked chin grape who wants some different colored rock candies to put on some glove for "balance"
Person: Man, Thanos is such crackhead!
Me: No, you are just an uncultured swine!! >:3
by PickleNick98 May 6, 2020
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