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testemonial

the act of a teste providing a recommendation for you or your business
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These yiotches aint gettin my testemonial!
by scrotiemcboogerballs69 June 17, 2010
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Teste Blowout

When someone is talking and their voice breaks or cracks.
by Anonymous October 22, 2002
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TestedTeret

A Player on the Loony SMP known to have caused several issues and has had 5 assasination attempts attempted on him.

Known things he has done:
He has created a copy of the egg from the Dream SMP saying he likes the idea of something spreading and that he just isn't creative. (This can be debatable.)

He had almost fully infected the most popular marketplace on the Loony SMP before taking down on of the eggs, the egg is currently dormant.

He is the reason the cactus grows fast, making one of the most overcomplicated experience farm possible to be made in the Loony SMP, requiring roughly thousand blocks to make, containing 3 main sections:
The Bamboo Chamber.
The Cactus Chamber.
The Smelting Chamber.
The Cactus Chamber being by far the biggest, taking up a whopping 18 × 10 ×10 space or more commonly know 1800 Cubic metres! Making it by far the biggest and most useless farm in the Loony SMP.

Issues he has caused:
Claimed a part of the OP Wither Farm made by xd_davs and his allies. (Sold claim for 4 netherite.)
Destroyed SEVERAL of the mall ownership contracts, even after knew ones were made.(UltraNovaMusic tried to assassinate him with End Crystals, killed himself in the process, afterwards xd_davs attempted to assassinate aswell, failed 4 times.)

Achievement he has made:
Biggest Cactus farm in the Loony SMP.
Most pet dogs bred in the Loony SMP.
Most pet dogs owned in the Loony SMP.
Most pet dogs murdered in the Loony SMP.
Most likely to cause a war.
xd_davs: "Who just stole our contract?!"
UltraNovaMusic: "It was TestedTeret and he seems to be burning it."
by JEEEEEEEEEEEEEZUSSSSSSSSSSS March 15, 2021
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testex

Testicle examination. The action of feeling a man's testicles for foreign objects.

Also, a term for a good fondle

A testex may be accompanied by t-bagging.
"Hey Julie! Fancy hopping in the shower and giving me a quick testex?"
by jimmy7546 February 25, 2007
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tasted one

slang for a homosexual, usually one that is not openly so
Our trainer is so emotional and flamboyant, I'm sure he's tasted one.
by nomarbob January 7, 2009
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Tester Game Fatigue

After going through the development cycle for years, game testers grow tired of the game they work on and often times no longer have the desire to play the game.
Joe: "Hey you want to play this new game that came out? Its awesome"
Tester: "No thanks, I have Tester Game Fatigue. Spending 3 years on every little detail for long hours has sapped my desire in playing the game."
by reptot the king of lost emails October 17, 2014
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Testephalia

Bill just loved a good pair of balls. The way they swing in the wind. Feel in his palm. Bill has Testephalia.
by MrDuxx February 26, 2015
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