Tiny Teddies

A very delicious bed-time, golf-time, walk-time, sex-time snack! Anywhere you are, just pop* open a pack and eat the small little chocolate cookies shaped like mini-teddy bears.
Mmmmm!

*Pack does not pop open.

Jim: "Oh no! My grades are down!"
Joe: "Quick, eat these Tiny Teddies!"
Jim: *CHOMP* "Mmm! I'm EJACULATING with pleasure!"
Joe: "What?!"

by Ivelostmymind March 20, 2007

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tidifarticus

A small person, otherwise known as "tidi", that farts.

Sam:*fart*
Joe:"Well Samuel looks as though we've encountered the meaning of tidifarticus!"

by Me Ol' Chip 'n Beans September 7, 2007

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Tendies

Tenders but better...
Made of chicken
High quality chicken tenders

GIMME GIMME CHICKEN TENDIES

by Arandomreader May 18, 2018

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tendie

A common slang term used for a goaltender. In ice hockey, players will often taunt an opposing goaltender by reffering to them as a "tendie."

Let's get some pucks on the tendie, boys.

by Dean Guy June 13, 2017

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Tedious

1) The act of reading philosophical works such as those assigned to be read in classical mythology classes.
2) the act of translating the baffling philosopher speak into actual words that can be comprehended by normal people
3) the act of writing 1500 word essays based on such works with little or no understanding of the texts to speak of

"Who the hell reads "De Vita Mosis"? that shit is TEDIOUS"
"-omg i have an exam at 7pm tomorrow on a bunch of texts i havent read.
-i know eh, i havent read them either
-so tedious
-agreed"

by MikeDalhousie April 24, 2008

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