Noodle Technique

to masturbate the female genetalia in a circular motion to if you was stirring a bowl of moist freshly cooked noodles

when the female was round the noodle technique was used, she loved it

by bedroom knowledge January 17, 2018

cow technique

When someone kneels behind a guy on all fours and they jerk him off from behind. As he climaxes, blowing into his asshole will result in his dick turn into a living fire hose.

This bitch hit me with the cow technique and I will never forget it.

by Xx_Gay_Sonic_xX September 24, 2022

The hooded man technique

See "the masturbating ninja" technique for reference.

Always use the hooded man technique to avoid a shirt full of spunk, and judgemental stares from your mother while she does your laundry.

by dirk digglett March 31, 2015

Butter Knife Technique

During intercourse a man ejaculates onto the woman’s forehead. The man quickly reaches for his butter knife and spreads the cum across the woman’s forehead like he’s buttering bread

Chris: “Yo guys I tried out the butter knife technique on Leela, she was so pissed.”

by Sark__9 February 25, 2018

the hand to forehead technique

when you should have done something, but missed the opportunity now you are left in regret.

hand to forehead technique

no i did not get her number. now must use the hand to forehead technique.

by Greg O'malley the alley kat February 25, 2019

T.W.A.T (Twist Ankle Technique)

The act of inducing sexual activity by acquiring your target, walking by them, faking a twisted ankle, and elegantly but rapidly falling face first, mouth wide open into the crotch of your target. Therefore announcing your sexual desire and leading to the arousal of your target. You are now, inevitably, in there! (suitable for both male and female use).

(As Boy strolls past the naive little angel Girl)

Boy: hello

Girl: heyyy ;)

(Boy performed the T.W.A.T (Twist Ankle Technique) and plummets face first into Girl's vagina)

Girl: *Gasp* oh my God... I'm taking you to my bedroom

by Kinky Curls April 13, 2014

I.T. Technician

A Person who can use google better than most of the people.

I think i need to call I.T. Technician to fix it for me

by Vyssias November 22, 2017