The Toobin

When sitting on zoom calls becomes a drag, so you decide to take your dick out have a pull to help take the edge off and pass some time. The Toobin finishes the business and realises he forgot to mute the video, and sees his work colleagues staring in awe - only to leak the episode to the national press.

Hells teeth, did you see the look on Jeffery’s face when he realised we all saw his stand up wank on zoom this afternoon! That’s the best example of The Toobin I’ve ever seen! I heard he’s changing his name to Jeffrey Toobin.

by Fingerpie4all October 20, 2020

Toobin

When you show your junk on a Zoom or Skype call.

John didn’t realize he was toobin in this mornings Zoom meeting.

by Frizzo1000 October 19, 2020

toobin

Masturbating, especially while on live Zoom video.

Jeffery got fired for toobin.

by GotMyPickAxeAndShovel October 19, 2020

Toobin

incessantly masturbating during a work at home Zoom call.

Yo, did anybody notice J was Toobin during this mornings video meeting?

by Mark Buffalo October 19, 2020

Toobin

masturbating on an online work meeting

Jeffrey couldn't wait until after the meeting and pulled a Toobin while Martha and Daniel discussed the fiscal budget.

by Fishandpop October 22, 2020

Toobin'

To emulate the act of accidentally masturbating on a professional Zoom call, a la legal analyst Jeffrey Toobin.

Dude, I didn't realize the camera was on and my whole project team caught be toobin'.

by Archipelago October 19, 2020

toobin

toobin: Accidently (one assumes) engaging in sexual behavior (e.g. stimulating ones toob) in an Internet sex chat while your office meeting screen, video and mic. is still live (again, we assume by accident)

I'll be right with you, I'm just busy toobin. The idiot did a toobin, and his company fired him. No toobin is allowed in this company.

by erewhon August 31, 2021