Tim

100% Grade A, Cage-free, man meat. The biggest stud on the block whose cock makes angels weep.

Before they invented a pimpslap they called it a Tim.

Desiree: Be rough with me!
Alex: Don't make me give you a Tim!

by Severusoul January 24, 2021

Tim

Tim is the best friend you will ever have

He helps you through life and sends you lots of memes and porn for some reason

You call each other lots of names but you’re always joking

No matter how far away you are from each other

He will always make an effort to talk to you about anything and everything

Person: oh hey have you seen tim
Different person: I h8 tim he’s a bitch
Person: *kills different people*

by Human.bitch May 24, 2020

Tim

He will steal your girl at any bar when you go to the bathroom. He also enjoys participating in 3 or 4 somes.

Ugh tim stole my girl again

by ruler of tims October 09, 2019

On tims

To swear something on Timberland’s boots

Jake: on god? Nah I put that on tims

by Ontims September 15, 2020

Tim

If you are a Tim than you are a person described as unfunny, not cool, or a “looser”

Yo, stop being a Tim, I hate Tims

by Plump wang69 January 02, 2020

Tim

A nice guy. He will try to be your friend. If you are rude, he will keep trying. He will give up and avoid you after that. Has been through a lot, but doesn't show it. You are truly lucky to have him, and if you break up with him, he will remember you for months, and often makes inappropriate jokes to hide his sadness. He's very loyal. His love is always genuine. Some days, he may push you to the side, but he will realize that and try to make it up.

Man, I dont think Tim can take another break-up. He's just such a great guy.

by henlo is me February 07, 2018

Tim

A weasel hybrid possum nigga who likes to beat people up to make his skinny ass feel better about himself and that boi Tim has at least dated 8 of your friends. Legend says he switches hoes like a tv channel

Person 1: you know Tim?
Annie:hell yeah I dated him

Another hoe: me too!
Another pussy:his dick was 3 inches!

by TheChigga137 November 12, 2018