telephone prank

When someone puts their thumb in their ear to get earwax on it (see reverse wet Willie) and licks their pinkie finger. Then you put the thumb in their ear and your pinkie in their mouth.
'I just gave her the WORST telephone prank ever. It was f*cking hysterical.'
by missusvanilla November 15, 2014
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Telephonic Irish Goodbye

When someone is texting you, and mid conversation, especially when you’re expecting a response, they simply stop texting. Some blame falling asleep or being distracted, but some are prone to it, while others are not.
Dude, I was texting my girl last night and asked her how her bar tending shift went, and once again out of no where she gave me the telephonic Irish goodbye. When we texted this morning it’s like last night’s conversation never happened.
by Lordblanco August 13, 2024
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telephone cord

The curly cord that connects the handset to the base of your telephone - providing you don't have a cordless phone.

Dirt cheap second hand lengths can be bought easily and are frequently used in bdsm.
I hog tied her with a cuple of lengths of Telephone Cord and she looked so good
by January Sales May 03, 2005
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blue telephone

"Is the blue telephone a euphemism for something?" - random polyglot poller
by ahwahaha77 July 23, 2017
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