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Telephone

A system for transmitting voices over a distance using wire or radio, by converting acoustic vibrations to electrical signals.
"I bet you can't eat this ice cream because you are lack toes and taller ant," Jordan said over the telephone.
by Telephone maker November 29, 2023
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Candlestick Telephone

During a threesome between one woman and two men.

One penis enters the earlobe as she holds the shaft and the other enters orally.
e.g: 'Me and John did a cracking Candlestick Telephone on that chick from last night, she'll be deaf for at least a week'
by DocMcWilly August 13, 2018
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French Telephone

When you fart in someone's ear and their ear drum blows up
I'm gonna give your grandma a French telephone tonight.
by Jekevd April 21, 2025
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Telephone itis

: marked fondness for or obsession with telephoning afflicted with the telephonitis … common to all teen-agers— J. S. Qualey.
When she drinks too much she has telephone itis. My teenage son got home from school today and all of a sudden he had telephone itis.
by Jenyrose October 23, 2022
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telephone lies

This is a certain type of lies that is different than face to face or written/texted lies. As these can be a bit more exaggerated or salty due to the undocumented nature of them.
Allison: "Did you hear about Angelica?"
Mimi: "No, what happened? I just saw her last night at Troy's party. She is still sober."
Allison: "I just got off the phone with Hannah and Angelic hooked up with Blaine and then Brendon!"
Mimi: "Telephone lies! I was there! Blaine grabbed her ass and Brendon tried to kiss her in the laundry room."
by von groovy August 7, 2024
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