sacred saturday

When a girl waits all week to mastubate. They do this on saturday.

Charlie: You seem grumpy today? What happened?
Lev: Didn't get to masturbate on Saturday
Charlier: Why not?
Lev: I got interrupted.
Charlie: Ohhh. I wish somebody would mess up my sacred saturdays

by BallsofHorror November 15, 2014

Sacred

Sacred is an epic gamer who also beats kids and hits the nae nae, he is also a lazy fuckhole who never updates his Wattpad oh my god

Hey guys, Sacred here, and today I'm going to show you how to properly harrass a pregnant woman

by SKAVSacred April 16, 2020

Sacred Saint

A very sacred person.Sacred means something holy like.A saint is a person that is close to god or is very holy.So it basically means Very holy godly person.

Person A:HEY THAT'S A SACRED SAINT LOOK!
Person B:OH MY GOD HE'S SO HOLY.

by Awuz September 6, 2016

Is Sacred

It means it is sacred. As in not to be taken lightly under any circumstances!

The Truth is sacred!

by VeryVeryUnDude January 21, 2021

sacred

Faggot - "who is OG Sacred"

Sacred Fan Boys - who is Sacred?
in math: my solution ➗
in history: my King👑
in art: my muse 🎨
in science: my oxygen 💨
in geography: my world 🌎

Sacred is a cool ass nigga who is known and is a famous!!!

by end ur life queer November 7, 2021

sacre coeur girl

a girl who goes to the irrelevant Melbourne private girls school. these girls a wanna be sluts and are always trying to get in with the skevs kids but are too irrelevant to have guy friends. they can only ever pull de la boys and unfortunately all tend to look like 8 year olds. they try to be friends with loretto and Caulfield girls but are usually forgotten. they are all either alcoholic vape addicts or ugly nerds; no in between.

skevs kid: "what school do you go to"
sacre coeur girl: 'you wouldn't know my school"
skevs kid: "oh what school"
overly drunk and embarrassed sacre coeur girl: "bye" (jumps off cliff)

by privateschoolslut March 4, 2021

The Church Of Sacred Unity

A location for 'Shanked' and 'Aordinary' to meet up for erotic-roleplay and go on dates. In other words, the church is just their personal dating sim.

God damn it, Lucile and Valencia are in the backrooms of the Church of Sacred Unity again.

by Rodent89 October 30, 2024