Randomly placed bottles filled with cider colored liquid found along any major highway or road. From a car traveling at high speed they appear to be bottles of unfinished apple juice, when in reality the various containers are filled with human urine.
Dedicated truck drivers who's pay load is always on time frequently slug many quarts of caffinated beverages to stay alert. As their bladder swells, the innovative road warrior then tinkles carefully in the soft drink bottle while maintaining control of a 30 Ton rig at highway speed. To make sure that there will be no mistakenly drank pee pee as fatigue sets in later on, the trucker wisely tosses the road cider from the truck and reaches for another 2 liter of Mountain hollar.
by OB_77 September 17, 2011
Get the Road Cidermug. Alcohol that you store in a convenient location at the side of a road or out of public sight. This is done usually when you are told that you cannot bring your own alcohol onto a premises, and so you have to stash your remaining alcohol somewhere.
The intention is that when you leave the bar / club, you have a nice pick-me-up to keep you going well into the early hours.
The location can be marked with a stone, or the container itself contained under a bunch of stones.
Let's be honest... no-one is going to abandon good alcohol!
The intention is that when you leave the bar / club, you have a nice pick-me-up to keep you going well into the early hours.
The location can be marked with a stone, or the container itself contained under a bunch of stones.
Let's be honest... no-one is going to abandon good alcohol!
Guy 1: Shit! We're supposed to be at the bar, but I still have a fuck-load of alcohol to drink.
Guy 2: Fear not my friend! Grab some of them rocks over there and we'll plant some Road Booze for later!
Guy 2: Fear not my friend! Grab some of them rocks over there and we'll plant some Road Booze for later!
by cianmo April 16, 2013
Get the Road Boozemug. 1. The condition where a weary and lonely business traveler sleeps with a woman he meets at a hotel bar.
2. The phenomenon where you sleep with a co-worker on a trip because you're out-of-town, jetlagged, and a little drunk from your business dinner.
2. The phenomenon where you sleep with a co-worker on a trip because you're out-of-town, jetlagged, and a little drunk from your business dinner.
"After five days on the road in three hotels, it was late and she seemed attractive enough. I woke up and realized, oh yeah, I was wearing my road goggles."
"She's not much to look at, but there wasn't much happening at the Hampton Inn on a Tuesday night, dude."
"Our flight was cancelled and we had dinner at the airport TGIFridays. After a plate of wings and two beers, it made sense to hook up."
"She's not much to look at, but there wasn't much happening at the Hampton Inn on a Tuesday night, dude."
"Our flight was cancelled and we had dinner at the airport TGIFridays. After a plate of wings and two beers, it made sense to hook up."
by PunkRockHR March 14, 2014
Get the Road Gogglesmug. by Ochmock August 18, 2019
Get the Road Throatmug. George is quite a grimy fellow, as he from time to time can be seen collecting road bogies and smoking them.
by chickenfriedrice09876543221 January 27, 2008
Get the road bogiemug. It’s when you are getting/giving such good head on a motorcycle that you cause the driver or drive of a cliff.
by DingusDan1028 July 4, 2019
Get the Red roadmug. The richest street in Stamford! Of course it is in North Stamford where all the preppy, spoiled (their parents fault) kids live. They have fricken Mansions. Most of the kids there basicallly live in Greenwich or New Caynan because they are always there!! All there bet friend are from There. They go to Greenwich Academy or some other rich kid school. (again, not their fault). If you live there, then you either are cool or spoiled!!
dude not from North Stamford: Dude, what is up with that Ralph Lauren Shirt?
Riverbank road dude: i live on Riverbank road
other dude: ohhhhh got it..
Riverbank road dude: i live on Riverbank road
other dude: ohhhhh got it..
by Swim2424 September 11, 2011
Get the Riverbank roadmug.