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Council Cocktail

British English: Tap water, especially that of an extremely low quality
A - “Do you fancy some water?”
B - “Sure, as long as it’s bottled. I can’t be doing with any of that council cocktail.”
by Axeyblahblah July 7, 2021
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O5 Council

A bunch of idiotic bureaucrats who rule the worst secretive organization ever known to mankind, that said organization being the SCP Foundation.
Is the O5 council at it again?
by EpikChad119 May 18, 2023
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Council Klaxon

An inebriated woman in a pub, usually from a council estate, with an extremely loud and annoying voice.
Fucking hell!! Someone's set off the council klaxon.
by Ddraig73 January 30, 2022
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Council haircut

A haircut so basic, so rough, so uneven and unstylish, that it appears to have been cut by council workmen. They may even have used a lawnmower, strimmer or gardening shears.
"Who cut your hair, Mate, the Council? That's a real council haircut you have!"
by Cactuscoco September 9, 2021
mugGet the Council haircutmug.

the council rules

These rules shall be followed by none other than the boys and only the boys. These rules provide to let the boys make decisions within the council and by joining the council you must look at the broste system and see if you qualify to be part of the council.
Rule 1. The council shall be only with the boys, girls have no say in the decisions that happen within the council. This includes girlfriends.

Rule 2. The boys shall not take orders or suggestions from the girls as this ties into rule 1.

Rule 3. The boys must stick with the boys. A boy in need a broski indeed. As well as bros before hoes.

Rule 4. Any broken rules shall be fined into expulsion from the council or lowered their standards from bro to homie or a broski to a bro.
Rule 5: if a bro is caught breaking a rule by a girl they shall be given the right to tell the council and let the council decide the punishment they shall receive.

The council may add more rules if they please after all, they are the council.
Bro: Hey guys my girlfriend wants me to not hang out with the boys.

Broski: nah bro remember the council rules.
by Gloomy.news November 3, 2020
mugGet the the council rulesmug.

Council Zuffle

To wipe one's knob in the curtains of a council scheme Barbie house having had sex.
After sex i Council zuffled on the second hand dirty curtains
by Cunted March 17, 2023
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Raddleton Council

Bunch of kids that are desperately trying to get involved in administration.
Oh look, it's Raddleton council. Bunch of shithead wannabe admins.
by jkjkjkjkjkjjkjjjjjjjjjkkk January 5, 2020
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