Tanked

As seen in the movie My Best Friends Girl. Taking a girl on a date and making a complete ass out of your self. This is either done to get a girl to hook up with thier ex again after said ex has promised to pay you for doing so or for your own sick pleasure
Guy #1: Dude I tanked that bitch she'll be crawling back to you in no time.
Guy #2: okay heres the money I owe you
by Z to teh A doc January 17, 2009
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Tanking

Filling yourself with liquids e.g water to boost bodies weight for a short period of time.
often used by people with eating disorders to avoid accusations of weight loss
Tanking would be to take 'a shower' and drink the water before being weighed
by Faith,Emily and Pippa December 22, 2005
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tank

1. A nickname for someones penis, implying it's large size.
2. Someone who can drink alot. Ex. Frank the tank from that movie with Will ferrel.
3. A tubby ass mutha fucka. Someone who isn't going to get layed for a while.
4. an armored vehicle
1. Hey eric you have a small dong.
Shut up asshole this thing is a tank
2. Douche:guys im a hard ass watch me drink this whole six pack by myself. you: wow what a tank.
3. That bitch gave me herpes! How'd she get layed if she was a tank?
4. I used to drive a tank back in nam'.
by Jamm627 April 12, 2006
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tanked

To be fucking out of it hard core when your drunk..So drunk you have no idea what ur doing
FucK MaN LooK At DaN He'S DrinKinG OuTTa Tha ToiLeT He FucKiN TaNKeD
by The Reefer Man May 06, 2005
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tanking

Doing so poorly as to be in the toilet
Boy, my team is really tanking today!
by Janet Pinter January 21, 2008
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Tank

by des morantivo November 02, 2003
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tank

by kreecher August 16, 2003
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