Switch Mack

When you're macking on a chick for awhile and then get introduced to her hotter friend/co-worker/neighbor/sister. You then decide to go for the other chick instead, switch mack style.

man, I was out at the bar last night and was macking on this cute chick, only to be introduced to her tasty roommate later in the evening. I pulled a switch mack on that shit and ended up hooking up with the roommate.

by sprhny October 28, 2010

Swifty Ban

Creating an event in World of Warcraft so large that you will inadvertently crash your server and become banned from the game.

Dude, their was so many people in gold shire that i got a swifty ban.

by Hansonificator July 19, 2011

Swiftamine

A new medicine on the market for those affected by vertigo after discovering they love Taylor Swift.

"God... I need some Swiftamine."

by SilenceDogood91100 July 20, 2016

swift middle school

a dogshit school where in 2020-2021 they made school lunches free but taste worse than my grandmother's ashes, where half the kids get off to hentia or the emo kid in the back of the class, where the current 8th grade math teacher literally has a heart attack when you close your eyes longer than 3 seconds, literally the best teachers here are the social studies/LEAD teachers and the RA teacher(s) besides the art one, she's a karen.

OP: Do you remember Swift Middle School?
Reply: Why would i remember that place? the teachers were terrible and the food was atleast 60 days old

by SmokeyTheFur May 12, 2021

switch pegging

When a woman blindfolds her man before pegging him, then discreetly invites another man into the room to perform the labor in her stead.

Paul thought Becky wanted to use the blindfold and loud music to add ambiance to their weekly pegging ritual. He was unaware that Black Rodney was hiding in the closet waiting for Becky's signal. Paul was unaware he was about to experience his first Switch Pegging.

by WECoyote September 4, 2021

switchblade

a switchblade is a homeless or sketchy looking individual
they are called switchblades because they look like they might be carrying one on them
never approach a switchblade unless you have one currently in your left secret jacket pocket

switchblades are almost always smaller than 2 inches never above

holy shit that person looks like a switchblade!

by C-man+2=C-men February 6, 2023

Fad Switch

A Fad Switch is like a light switch. It symbolizes how long a fad is held. If someone says 'the fad switch was left on too long' it means the fad has been overused and stayed it's welcome. When someone says 'Turning off the fad switch' it means stopping the fad, and 'The fad is in the dark' means the fad is dead. Catch my drift?

Forum poster 1: Didn't he create the insert fad here?
Forum poster 2: Yeah, someone should have turned off the fad switch in that situation.

by Aguyok? March 22, 2009