swerve

A person who has clepto tendencies. And who is known for fucking you over

That dude is such a swerve

by HisAngel666 February 11, 2018

russo swerve

Any time a wrestling angle takes a shocking, unexpected and senseless twist. Can be applied to the real world any time something completely unexpected (and absurd) happens. Named after pro wrestling writer Vince Russo, who made this completely random form of plot twist commonplace during his time in the WWE, and to an even greater extent during his time in WCW, where he used the Russo Swerve so much that it was considered shocking when a Russo Swerve DIDN'T occur.

*Kenmore delivery man comes to the door*

Kenmore Guy: Here's the fridge you ordered, sir

*brings a huge box into the house*

You: Ah, wonderful! This new refrigerator will look lovely with my East Indian dinette set! Open the box, and let's take a look at it!

*Kenmore guy opens up the box to reveal a donkey*

Kenmore guy: It's a Russo swerve! *runs away*

You: WTF?

Donkey: HEE HAW

by jasonisjericho November 12, 2008

Swerve

To ski on a single slalom water ski.

Skiing side to side behind a boat, in a manner similar to slalom skiing around bouys.

The water was like glass, so we had a swerve.

He is a great swerver.

Bought a new swerve stick for this summer.

by Swervn November 10, 2011

sasha swerve

Used to describe when somone swerves when they walk, often pushing people off the sidewalk. Created because sasha allways swerves when he walks.

dillion is is stoned he is doing the sasha swerve

by hunter the drunk November 24, 2006

Swerve

Someone, typically an enemy. Someone who robs a friend or others for that matter.

Homeboy: Yo there goes chase.
Me: Ya he a fuckin swerve.

by Yours Truly1989 May 2, 2010

Swerve

In liverpool scousers use it when a boyfriend or girlfriends decides to finish with there partner.

sally:i don't think this is working out your swerved
joe:your where shit in bed anyway :)

by C-H-L-O-E ;] June 29, 2009

swerve

getting mad buff like hardcore muthafuckas

no doubt, i be gettin my swerve on six days a week

by jules February 27, 2005