ark survival ascended

A shitty remaster of an amazing game about dinosaurs and survival full of bugs and terrible optimisation

Bro: "Yo bro wanna play ark survival ascended"
Me: "nah survival evolved on top"

by Adolf hitla April 10, 2024

Survive

Continue to live especially inspire of danger or hardship

My relationship WILL survive 2022

by kingdom20 March 31, 2022

Survival of the fittest

Used to describe Peter and Fran’s approach to Disney World.

Fran to Peter: Why did you scare the little boy at the front of queue so much that he shat himself.

Peter to Fran: So that his parents had to leave the queue with him, reducing our wait time from one hour thirty-six minutes to one hour thirty-four minutes. Survival of the fittest.

Fran to Peter: Bravo my Prince Charming. Now watch me beat to death that old woman spending too long with Mickey. Survival of the fittest

by Jimmymack92 April 22, 2023

survive

something that just zacharry scott timothy hamm must do without fail

example: no, not me zach, YOU must survive, like you said you shall

by im just here for the meme December 4, 2019

Survival Sandwich

a sandwich with only the bare minimum of meat and one slice of bread.
used to make deli meat and a bag of bread last as long as possible

1 slice of cold cut (2 if necessary, or cheese if you're feeling like you need the extra calories) + 1 slice of wonder bread, folded = 1 survival sandwich

by Long Dad December 14, 2016

survival of the fisted

Maintaining anal and/or vaginal tension to near optimal levels (i.e. achieving ejaculation within 10 minutes of coital commencement attributed to frictional stimulation) after 2 or more sessions of ad metacarpal penetration

Porn Connoisseur: "Porn star actress of certain name is still vaginally pleasing male porn star actors after 4 sessions of ad metacarpal penetrations. I am delighted. This is what we call in the industry "survival of the fisted" my dear friend Jeremy"
Jeremy: "I am also delighted"

by TsiLLarkaS May 19, 2015

SURVIVAL PARALLEX

A perplexing reference condition where your SURVIVAL is divided into purpose within the same EVENT which is they are saving you TO survive TO DIE or go to PRISON OR survive TO LIVE in CONFUSION and eventually FACE PHYSICAL CASTRATION front and back.

It is a scary condition for some people as they are caught everyday in a SURVIVAL PARALLEX which is quite a FUCKING of one's EXISTENCE.

by TESLA FACE ALPHABET August 25, 2021