The products included in your Tesco delivery used to protect you from Coronavirus. The contents include a six-pack of knock-off Heinz beans, a packet of rice, Carex hand sanitizer, a four-pack of jumbo toilet paper, and a second-hand Mankini. It normally only lasts about 2 weeks, and all comes up to about £39.99. Considering the rarity of these items, due to the bulk buying customers planning to self-isolate, the Survival Kit is heavily underpriced (not that it is a bad thing though).
Michael: “I’m scared, I wanna hide from Coronavirus!”
Pablo “What about your Coronavirus Survival Kit?”
Pablo “What about your Coronavirus Survival Kit?”
by Flatulent_Jarvis March 16, 2020
Defined: When a sexual partner tries to spear a loose tampon that has entered the vagina deeper after intercourse.
Definition "Wait a minute, my tampon is missing. Time to go Urban Survival Fishing! Get down in there deep, here is a biro."
by Barkerlona January 11, 2018
The act of fantastic undulation to merely survive a traumatic / dangerous event. Survival Style starts with the fear of not being able to accomplish a task and / or severe unpreparedness for said event.
Brandon: "Kevin, you really threw some sick survival style when you hit that step-up jump on your mountain-oriented bike."
Kevin: "Yea bra, just tryin' to survive..."
Kevin: "Yea bra, just tryin' to survive..."
by Bsik November 16, 2011
by im just here for the meme December 04, 2019
by kingdom20 March 31, 2022
A fun zombie apocalypse mobile game but like many other mobile games, their advertisements are completely fraudulent because you won't actually get 777 draws and the legendary hero Lucky for free if you click on the link below.
Despite the fraudulent advertisement, State of Survival is a game worth playing if you are into survival games, but even if you are, you don't have to get it.
by PhoenixGamer34 March 23, 2023
A RPG game made by Kings Group. A scam generally, just like most of the games on iOS, especially Genshin Impact. The differences here is the establishment of many Discord servers of several in-game states for players to brag their asses off about attacks with consent and making memes about it the game and the company itself. Some dudes are dedicated to stay home and grind it, just like the Genshin and LoL dudes.
by a nobody, literally January 03, 2022