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could a real person survive

Could A Real Person Survive is a semi-satirical and semi-scientific look at the super moves of all your favorite fighting video games, and asks a very important and unnecessary question: Could a real person survive THAT?!

Layout for each Character Episode: Intro, Title, Super Move, CARPS Examination Playback, Outro, and Final Diagnosis

Green = Almost no injury
Yellow = Mild and lasting injury
Orange = Serious and life threatening injury
Red = Almost certain death

*There is the mulligan that there is an imagined medical team on stand by right outside of camera shot to treat the wounded.
At least 80 % of the time, the answer to “Could a real person survive THAT?!” is “No.”
by yrgh October 19, 2024
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Survive

Continue to live especially inspire of danger or hardship
by kingdom20 March 31, 2022
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Survival of the fittest

Used to describe Peter and Fran’s approach to Disney World.
Fran to Peter: Why did you scare the little boy at the front of queue so much that he shat himself.

Peter to Fran: So that his parents had to leave the queue with him, reducing our wait time from one hour thirty-six minutes to one hour thirty-four minutes. Survival of the fittest.

Fran to Peter: Bravo my Prince Charming. Now watch me beat to death that old woman spending too long with Mickey. Survival of the fittest
by Jimmymack92 April 22, 2023
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ark survival ascended

A shitty remaster of an amazing game about dinosaurs and survival full of bugs and terrible optimisation
Bro: "Yo bro wanna play ark survival ascended"
Me: "nah survival evolved on top"
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Survival Nation

A Dayz Discord for sad weaboo weirdos. A place to senselessly argue with everyone and anyone for nothing at all.
I bet that guy is in the survival nation discord
by SumADeez July 16, 2022
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Surviving

Acting like you're okay, when you know you emo af
How are you
Oh, surviving i guess
by NikoNikoNii_2 August 4, 2025
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Survival Style

The act of fantastic undulation to merely survive a traumatic / dangerous event. Survival Style starts with the fear of not being able to accomplish a task and / or severe unpreparedness for said event.
Brandon: "Kevin, you really threw some sick survival style when you hit that step-up jump on your mountain-oriented bike."

Kevin: "Yea bra, just tryin' to survive..."
by Bsik November 16, 2011
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