space stocking

The art of shitting into a condom, freezing it then using it as a dildo later on.

he just used his space stocking on me!

by charlie May 13, 2005

underlying stock

(FINANCE) a stock whose price movements determine the value of a financial derivative. For example, when a hedge fund manager writes a call option for Citigroup (NYSE:C) at 4.25/share, C is the underlying stock.

"Underlying" can be used to refer to other things besides stocks; for example, commodities, currencies, or bonds.

A put option rises when the spot price of its underlying stock declines.

by Abu Yahya April 5, 2010

future stock

Is a girl that is essentially jailbait(15-17) now, but when she turns 18 would be very sought after for sex or as a girlfriend.

Hilary Duff, the olsen twins and lindsay lohan were all future stock before they turned 18.

by Justin 83 August 23, 2006

Text Stocking

To text someone who doesn't know your number and sometimes pretend to be someone else to learn about them.

Kelly "I get these text from this guy i don't know."
James "Oh?! Well what does he ask you?"
Kelly "He asks me questions about myself."
James "Oh, well he is text stocking you."

by Justin Ryan! January 22, 2009

Tin and Stock

A meal that is composed of various components found in your kitchen put together when substantial ingredients for a full cooked meal are absent. Such as canned sardines, various fruits, crusts of bread, bottled olives, cured meats, pâtés, vegetable purées, pickles vegetables, cheeses., or any leftovers. The meal is often served on a platter and is normally served for small social gatherings.

Ned didn't have much to offer his guest to eat, so he raided his pantry and offered them up some tin and stock.

by Salvador Speights May 24, 2008

tin and stock

A meal that is composed of various components found in your kitchen put together when substantial ingredients for a full cooked meal are absent. Such as canned sardines, various fruits, crusts of bread, bottled olives, cured meats, pâtés, vegetable purées, pickles vegetables, cheeses., or any leftovers. The meal is often served on a platter and is normally served for small social gatherings.

He didn't have piss in his cabienet to slap up for a meal, so he raided his pantry and offered them up tin and stock.

by Salvador Speights May 25, 2008

jizz stocking

When you wake up with morning wood and your girl won’t take care of you before getting ready so you angrily jerkoff into the sock she’s about to put on without her seeing so she gets a wet warm jizz surprise

Babygirl would bang me this morning so I gave her a jizz stocking while she was in the bathroom. Got her!

by TKwalnuts69 December 13, 2017