static party

It's the party where all participants collectively agree to stay home and do nothing

Varun threw the sickest static party yesterday. He was a 120 degrees

by Vroonie April 28, 2023

elbotic static

Elbotic static is a term given to the spontaneous combustion of one's outerwear in the elbow region of the arm sleeve usually brought on with little to no notice by a sudden pressure drop at the fabric's surface.

Studies have shown that this condition is more prevalent in cotton materials

His elbow ignited on fire due to elbotic static

by Rugulators,SukButt December 7, 2022

Static

When there's a shitty snow channel or there's Just a storm Outside and you want to kill everyone in existance because you cannot watch the new episode of that show that you really like

!!!!!!!!!Ugh there's A STATIC on (insert cannel name here), I. Hate. Static. F**K EVERYTHING

by IKnowWords420 August 22, 2017

Static

Static. If someone is staring at you you would look and say/yell STATIC

Creepy guy: *stares*
You:STATIC

your friend:what a weirdo

by Itx_.tae December 30, 2018

Aye Static

slang for asthetic, carries the same definition

“ay vro u see Demarcus’ new fit?”
“yuh straight aye static”

by LilDaggerDix July 13, 2018

Staticizing

Someone who socializes with a lot of females and ends up bagging them. It is also know as pulling ebitches or ethots. static#0004 is the main user of this act.

Static was staticizing pulling tons of ebitches.

by staticballs April 9, 2022

its static

when it’s tension in the air and you’ll be damned a mf come to you with the bs

I swear if that n*gga come up to me its static

by Yomajj May 2, 2021