staten island

A secret tomato farm located below the New Jersey Turnpike.

Is often riddled with rotten sewage, silicone, and Vicodin tablets.

Birthplace of the Black Plague, Parliament cigarettes, and Crash Bandicoot.

Legend has it a group of Native Americans from the nearby village of Ronkonkoma discovered the prepubescent land in 1586 and decided to name it "Staten Island" after one of its villagers contracted Hepatitis from a nearby jellyfish.

by quesadildo May 4, 2022

staten island shower

Using hand sanitizer to clean ur armpits then applying deodorant

I don’t have enough time to get ready so I guess I gotta take a staten island shower lmao don’t judge

by Lamps piano June 28, 2020

Staten Island

A borough that is only active if u go to the hoods in the north shore(Park hill, Stapleton, New Brighton, West Brighton, Port Richmond, Marines Harbor, Arlington, Berry Homes , South Beach pjs, and todt hill pjs). If you don’t live in any of those places you are just a white kid that all the other boroughs sees us as.

Yo what part of Staten Island are u from?

I’m from the Harbor

by Makkaveli March 9, 2021

Staten Island

Williams’s Burrough. He owns this island and will kill anyone that disrespects it.

Staten Island is the GOAT

by Mimas2005 December 18, 2019

Staten Island

If Manhattan and the Jersey Shore have a baby.

Man 1: Ayo, yous finna go to Staten Island?
Man 2: Nahhh let’s just chill at Sea Side instead.
Man 1: Ight Bet.

by PimpPancho August 21, 2019

Staten Island Snapper

The of placing one finger in a females vagina and the thumb into the anus and the attempting to snap your fingers.

Hey Joey last night I gave Jeanna the Staten Island Snapper.

by Ostrich44 April 9, 2017

Staten Island girls

Thots

These Staten Island girls ain’t shit

by Someniggawhogotcheatedon August 25, 2021