Monday Stamina

An unusually high amount of energy/enthusiasm one sometimes feels on a Monday when working at a usually tiring or otherwise boring job. Monday Stamina is not something felt by the average employee on every Monday (other emotions sometimes felt on Mondays include "unhappy" "bored" and "suicidal"), however it does occur roughly 5-15 times per year for the average employee.

A: Hey, _______ what are you still doing here? Your shift ended at 4:30.

B: Wow, it's already 5? It feels like 11:15 on a Friday! Talk about Monday Stamina...

by Vending Machine Cheata September 2, 2010

forehead stamp

a smack on the forehead with a penis

Scott whipped out his old fellow and gave Mike a solid forehead stamp.

by Slewfoot June 2, 2012

pimp stamp

n. a tattoo placed above the crotch, the antonym of "tramp stamp"

My new pimp stamp is gonna say "hey, you have nice eyes", that should be suitably creepy and weird.

by somedamnthing April 10, 2013

tramp stamp

“Tramp Stamp” is a derogatory term referring to a tattoo which a women places on her lower back. It is especially popular among women born in the late 70’s, 80‘s, and even early 90’s. Fair or unfair, these tattoos have a socially constructed connotation associated with them. These women are labeled as tramps, whores, or other derogatory sexually promiscuous terms. Although these are often bias generalized claims, there have been sociological studies done by the American Psychological Association, Federal Bureau of Prisons, and other demographic researchers showing strong correlative evidence associating tattoos with high risk behavior, illegal substance abuse and sexual promiscuity. These risk factors are greatest in the age range which these types of tattoos are gaining main stream popularity. Some have also jokingly stated that by 2050, the “tramp stamp” will be renamed the “gramp stamp”.

Those chicks with tramp stamps are the kinds of girls you take home to bang. Don’t get into relationships with them because they are often immature gold digging sluts who sleep with everyone. Oh yeah, make sure you use a rubber because you don’t want to end up with chlamydia trachoma (which 1 in 20 women have between the ages of 14-39 according to the center of disease control… probably much higher if they have a tramp stamp considering the scientific coloration between sluttiness and tramp stamps). Also, if they pop out a baby (which they often do), they may have issues getting epidurals through their tattoos in the lower back.

by Xeal June 22, 2006

Stamford, CT

I love how people bash Stamford,CT for being a "ghetto" and having lots of diversity. I wonder how Stamford compares to Greenwich when it comes down to kids being raised by nannies because their mothers are to busy getting drunk at Greenwich Country Club. I don't think to much of that goes on in Stamford because unfortunately for us, there is no country club, DARNIT! Yea, our public schools are rough, but we make it through, and we're better people for it. Greenwich HIgh is a joke! The same goes for Darien High, New Canaan High, and all those other surrounding towns who love to "Stamford and Norwalk Bash" because we have some diviersity. Atleast we're not narrow minded rich kids with nothing better to do then sit around, get drunk, and buy some cocaine with our allowance that Dad gave us on Sunday after church.

Stamford,CT Kid #1 "Lets drive down Greenwich Avenue and laugh at all the losers standing outside Starbucks."
Stamford, CT Kid #2 "Sounds like a plan."

by Torri September 30, 2005

Stamp That

A Phrase used to convey utter and complete truthfulness to a declaration, or approve statements made by the user or people involved in the convo.

"So shorty got ass ? Stamp that..."

In this context, the phrase is used to request confirmation of the statement.

"The trip to Vegas is definitely goin down this summer, Stamp That"

At this time, each member of the conversation makes the decision on whether or not to 'stamp' the statment, thereby giving their approval.

When reserved for serious statements, this phrase gives them extra credibility.

"The Detroit Pistons are going to win the finals, you can Stamp that.."

This is a declaration made by the user to illustrate his confidence in the statement.

by The Squad May 21, 2006

AJ Stamp

While in the 69 position, the top person shits on the bottom persons face. Then before the bottom person can realize what has just happened, the top person sits back and "stamps" the shit into the bottom persons face.

"Laekin was so mad when I gave her the AJ Stamp, but the joke ended up on me becuase shit ended up getting all over my bed!"

by Bmass October 18, 2006