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spontaneous paki explosion

Spontaneous paki explosion is a phenomenon where a person of south asian origin will cut someone off because they percieve themselves as superior.
Person 1: Hey man, my friend underwent spontaneous paki explosion. What should I do?
Person 2: Get your money up, that should be enough to force a spontaneous paki implosion.
by goatvertzzz November 29, 2025
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Spontaneous Salad Tosser

To show up at a place (most likely a house party) only to eat someone out and leave unanounced
I pulled up to this random house party, met a hot chick, pulled the spontaneous salad tosser and dipped
by Sgt. Pepper himself January 8, 2026
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spontaneous alcoholic zynflation

The body's increased demand for Zyn's as it consumes alcohol, typically occuring in someone who reguarly uses Zyns.
"Hey man could I get another Zyn?"
"Dude that's like your 4th one in an hour."
"Yea man im pretty fucked up, I have spontaneous alcoholic zynflation."
by MoneyyMitch February 10, 2025
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Spontaneously internally combusted

Whenever something randomly explodes because of a teamswitcher, buster the combuster, suicide ɓomɓer or a buster
OH MY STOP COMBUSTING IN MY FACE sorry I meant spontaneously internally combusted
by DOC. Chocc June 3, 2024
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Spontaneous

Not Senzela
Senzela, who loves Texas A&M, is not spontaneous.
by spontaneousdefinition August 1, 2024
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spontaneously combust a nut

I spontaneously combusted a nut in front of my crush

He spontaneously combusted a nut after seeing the lover of his dream

spontaneously combust a nut is defined as being serious in a sense
by Yourself34245 December 10, 2022
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non spontaneous sexual

A person who does not have spontaneous sex with their partner but instead prefers to plan any sex on certain days of the week.

A person who has an extensive list of can and cannot on how sex will go down before you go down provided that is on the ‘can’ list.
“Did you hear that Montana is non spontaneous sexual?”

“She doesn’t get down with spontaneous sex and is a bit like going to a club or bar has a shit load of conditions prior to entry”
by Deefa23 March 19, 2024
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