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sozathon

Continuous, marathon-esque, apologies, shortened into a single word to save time and effort. Often used when one acknowledges that a single apology will not be sufficient.
Not to be used lightly, its meaning exceeds that of a sozatron.
Scott - "Dude, did you just knob whack my girlfriend?"

Adam - "sozathon"
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Sozzled

Being shitfaced from just beer and weed
I am a bit Sozzled
by jmsj January 2, 2012
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Sozauges

A word created by 1/5 of the band The Collective by undeniable sex god, William Singe. "Sozauges" has no correct meaning and can be used in anyway and everyway.
Collector 1: "OMG did you see that top!? It's SO sozauges!"

Collector 2: "Totally!"
by zachsthrusts August 21, 2013
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Sozzypoo

Origin: early 21st century slang alteration of "sorrypoop".
Defined more or less as a poop that just won't flush, no matter how many times you try flushing the toilet and seems sorry to go.

The use of the word "sozzy" in the language of Typo with suffix "poo" added therefore becomes a "Sozzypoo".
Bob: "Oh Darnit, I've got another Sozzypoo who is looking back at me holding onto the toilet with all his might".
Jill: "Flush again!"
Bob: "He just won't go. I think he is sad about leaving...afterall he and I were together rather tightly for a bit".
Jill: "It's just a poop"
Bob: "Oh, that nice to say. What if I called that baby of yours that was inside of you 'just a poop'?!"
by AnonymousQuere June 7, 2014
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sozballs

A version of Roshambo that allows ladies to play.
Voluntarily offering to being kicked in the nuts by a male, as a form of punishment for doing something stupid.
Sozz = sorry

balls = balls

Used to show sincerity in meaning of an apology after an argument.
I'm sorry for being a dick.. i'm offering a free game of sozballs to you in order to make it up to you.
by muppetmat March 10, 2015
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sozballs

A version of Roshambo that allows ladies to play.
A male . voluntarily offering to being kicked in the nuts by a female, as a form of punishment for doing something stupid.
Sozz = sorry

balls = balls

Used to show sincerity in meaning of an apology after an argument.
I'm sorry for being a dick.. i'm offering a free game of sozballs to you in order to make it up to you.
by muppetmat March 10, 2015
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Scozza

Hey mate you got a scozza
by Ladzfordaizzzzz May 31, 2017
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