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Sozballs 

an alternative way of saying sorry
Oh my god. I just ran over your dog. Sozballs!
Sozballs by sozballs December 7, 2010
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sozballs 

A version of Roshambo that allows ladies to play.
Voluntarily offering to being kicked in the nuts by a male, as a form of punishment for doing something stupid.
Sozz = sorry

balls = balls

Used to show sincerity in meaning of an apology after an argument.
I'm sorry for being a dick.. i'm offering a free game of sozballs to you in order to make it up to you.
sozballs by muppetmat March 10, 2015
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sozballs 

A version of Roshambo that allows ladies to play.
A male . voluntarily offering to being kicked in the nuts by a female, as a form of punishment for doing something stupid.
Sozz = sorry

balls = balls

Used to show sincerity in meaning of an apology after an argument.
I'm sorry for being a dick.. i'm offering a free game of sozballs to you in order to make it up to you.
sozballs by muppetmat March 10, 2015
Sorry, in a nice way, but they don't actually mean it.
Indy: "Can I look at it on your computer?"
The laptop goes flat

Kate: "Sozalls"
Sozalls by creatorofwoldo June 10, 2026
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A)
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B)
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A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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