jock sniffer

These are the guys that stand with their arms crossed in antique stores while their wives shop. They are wearing college football sweatshirts and caps to make a point that they are sacrificing their stupid game to do something for their old ladies. They are also concerned about looking queer, and don't want anyone to get the wrong impression. It's hilarious to talk to them while patronizing the store.

"Check out these cool old duck decoys and bottles, dude." Oh, wait. "Hey, man. I'm not like that, OKAY??" Oh, Oh a jock sniffer. Hmmmmm.

by running out of patience March 25, 2008

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cock sniffer

One who injests the fumes of the penis vigorously through their nostrils, up until the point where the cock gets vacuumed up into their nose, eventually stabbing the sniffers brain until they die a horrible cock-sniffy death.

Detective: I'm sorry Maam. I appears your daughter was killed in a cock-sniffing accident.

Mother: Whats that? Oh sorry, I was sniffing your cock.

by Cocksniff-Ologist June 24, 2003

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Pube Sniffer

Someone who likes to roll up pubic hairs and smoke the odor so they can taste their own balls in their mouths after a good smoke.

My friend George just rolled up a fat One. But i dont want to smoke it because he is such a Pube Sniffer

by Ian Cowie July 28, 2006

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Anal Sniffer

Usually consists of nose to anus confrontation, where the person sniffs up large amounts of fragrance from the anus and then stops and says that things are going way to serious.

Gay Guy: "Imran is such a Anal Sniffer, when he was sniffing my anus he suddenly told me things were getting way too serious, what a fag!"

by Imran Bob Carr December 28, 2005

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