Snapple® Cider

Combining vodka and Snapple® Apple Juice Drink together, and passing it off as homemade apple cider.

Not to be confused with Snapple® Cider Vinegar.

Unlike regular apple cider, you get twice the kick and half the hangover when you drink Snapple® Cider.

Brah: "Hey Man, you try that new apple cider in the cans?"
Bruh: "Nah dude, I save my money by buying Snapple® Apple Juice Drink and some Silent Prince Vodka, and just mixing them together."
Brah: "So it's basically a Snapple® Cider, then?"

by friggsy August 27, 2019

snapplefuzz

When a girl has way to much peach fuzz growing up to her navel, and out the back of her crack.

While at the beach Dajockamoe was overwhelmed by her beauty, until the sun angled just right showed off the Snapplefuzz that was flowing majestically out of her bikini bottom.

by Dajockamoe December 17, 2020

Simppable

Able to be simped over

That Person Is Very Simppable

by SoySauce08 December 31, 2020

Snapple

We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)

We've known each other, for so long. Now give me a Snapple because it makes me feel whole in this sad and pitiful world my idiot fucking friend is typing this shitty definition.

by YOU JUST GOT COCONUT MALLED February 7, 2022

snarfable

Something that tastes sofa king good that you're not afraid to inhale it in one sitting.

Did you taste that VH sweet and sour sauce? Try making sweet and sour chicken with it. It tastes so snarfable that I can't help inhaling it in one sitting.

by chrisssy226 July 12, 2023

scalpable

Something that is able to be scalped. For example, humans.

She was quite scalpable, especially considering how frustrated I was with her.

by Ava_Cado09 October 3, 2023

Snapple

A name used to refer to someone as idiotic, dumb, braindead, etc. There’s a video of some guy behind a fridge filled with snapples recording some customer and when the customer grabs the drink, the guy goes “hi, my name is Snapple. The customer then proceeds to hold the drink up to his ear, portraying how much of a moron they are.

“Where the fuck is Greg going, he’s going the wrong direction”

“Hey Snapple, wrong way you fucking moron”

by Ernest Borgnine aka mermaidman June 30, 2025