Smoojbag

* pronounced "smoodge-bag"
Smooj = the dried and scraped saliva from

inside of a window on the short bus
Smooojbag = an idiot, moron, or some form of

imbecile to reflect what is contained in the bag.

Stop standing there like a Smoojbag and get to work!

by anonymous April 12, 2025

Smootie

Smootie - noun- combination of a smoothie and fruit.

Jan would like to buy a smootie before she goes to work.

by Mariposa170 October 27, 2025

smurf smooking

Smurf smooking is when someone takes laxitive pills instead of lactose, and then eats bluerasberry flavored rainbow bacon and a Mt.Dew bright blue slurpy. After this the person will then crap bright blue and poop smurfs.

Man after today im feeling pretty great, Im going to go smurf smooking.

by Little loofa August 6, 2016