Smeg

Smeg, meaning to goon, goon meaning to ejaculate. Smeg to aztec goon.
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smeg

The liquid part of cum like when you forget to shake the ketchup bottle and you get that liquidy water part of the ketchup. The smeg is the liquidy substance.
"Ah stahppp your smeg is all over my face!"
Also #smeg
by cum destroyer March 24, 2014
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smeg

Something or someone who is disgusting or just smeggy
That guy over there is smeg. He got shit on his pants "Whats that smeg coming out of my dick" Whats that smegg on your face ?
by lil smeggheadddd January 16, 2024
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A British exclamation used as a mild expletive.
Could ya chill a smeg down, woman?!
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Smeg

A smeg is often a man, obviously 🙄.
Smegs are people with no brain cells and people who just eat their own shit.

A common smeg name would be faith, Freddie, Adam, luke and jess.
If their was a letter to describe them it would be eeeeeeeeeeee
All in total they're just suck ups to society and deserve to be brutally murdered because of their disgusting eating habits, which stars eating their own shit all day every day, fucking cunts
by Fuck my life you fat bitch November 30, 2020
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Smeg

When someone called "Meg" steals something. An abbreviation of "It's Meg".
"URGH, has anyone seen my medication? It's gone missing from my bag."

"Smeg"
by rjtl77 July 08, 2023
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a baby or a stupid person (sh-meg)
hey you won't jump of a cliff oh, your a smeg
by shady dude March 21, 2022
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