dik fuk the dong smasher

awesome fucking person

aaahh look out dik fuk the dong smasher is here

by wejnation July 26, 2017

chode smasher

A chode smasher is when somebody throws a base-ball bat into your chode. This causes immense pain and makes you cry instantly or your chode burst releasing a lot of cum and blood.

Boy1: Yesterday i threw a base-ball bat into that guys chode.
Boy2: holy shit! you chode smasher!! what happened?
Boy1: his chode burst and he cried.

by theguidencetolife. June 3, 2010

Smack head smasher

Someone who likes to have sexual activity with smack heads

You’re a smack head smasher

by @Jrdznn - insta November 13, 2020

alabama chod smasher

People from Alabama smashing the chods of family usually in a sexual way

Look at all the alabama chod smashers all naked n public

by Justin Dutch420 December 20, 2016

Turtle Smasher

A term used for getting gnar or fucking shit up.

Did you see him shit on the counter? That was so Turtle Smasher!

by Titty Kitty November 29, 2012

HOMEY SMASHER

SOMEONE WHO HOOKS UP WITH ONE OF YOUR CLOSE FRIENDS WITH NO STRINGS ATTACHED.

MAN, SHE IS A HOMEY SMASHER!

KIM SMASHED A HOMEY!

by NON SMASHER September 22, 2010

Banana Smasher

When two men push each others penis head's together with a banana in the middle, smashing the banana in half, and both head's smash together.

Man these two gay guys are at the bar last night I could totally tell they were banana Smashers

by jv3 February 13, 2015