An amazing variation of the word "lolz", which in-turn is itself an awesome variation of the word "lol"
Stupid friend who knows nothing:
Not even kidding
that is totally amazing
Amazing friend with vast knowledge of the universe:
slozol
Stupid friend who knows nothing:
FUCK OFF
THAT DOES NOT EVEN MEAN ANYTHING
Amazing friend with vast knowledge of the universe:
SLOZOL
Stupid friend who knows nothing:
STFU
Not even kidding
that is totally amazing
Amazing friend with vast knowledge of the universe:
slozol
Stupid friend who knows nothing:
FUCK OFF
THAT DOES NOT EVEN MEAN ANYTHING
Amazing friend with vast knowledge of the universe:
SLOZOL
Stupid friend who knows nothing:
STFU
by ThegreatestevarSLOZOL February 25, 2011
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by RunawayPanda January 19, 2014
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Get the Stool Jouster mug.The product of taking a dump so big, that when you wipe, you realize you tore your anus. Usually occurring when you haven't had a movement in a few days. Generally causing more damage.
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booty dump stool butt pain
"Dude, it's been three days since my last dump. It's was packed so tightly, it stretched my butthole. When I wiped, I had stool blood.
by Don't be so sensitive November 3, 2015
Get the Stool Blood mug.Man 1: Bobby, I ain't been laid in awhile and I ain't having no luck with the blond from the book store, what do I do?
Man 2: Well goddamn it Larry, let's go to the bars and do us a little sloot skootin.
Man 2: Well goddamn it Larry, let's go to the bars and do us a little sloot skootin.
by BamaMayne August 26, 2016
Get the Sloot skootin mug.Guy: Hey, look at that slut in that short dress!
Girl: Excuse me, that's a hurtful thing to say! Call her a sloot magoo, that's a less offensive way to put it.
Guy: Sorry, yeah that sloot magoo over there in her slooty magoo dress!
Girl: Yeah your right! Can't believe she would wear something like that!
Girl: Excuse me, that's a hurtful thing to say! Call her a sloot magoo, that's a less offensive way to put it.
Guy: Sorry, yeah that sloot magoo over there in her slooty magoo dress!
Girl: Yeah your right! Can't believe she would wear something like that!
by Chemistryishard March 13, 2017
Get the sloot magoo mug.An obese woman who follows her attractive friends around; will cockblock you unless you get a desperate (or devoted) friend to hop on it.
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