by mms:) January 2, 2012

Tim: Hey John did you do something to your hair?
John: Yea man, I got my bread sliced.
Example 2--
John walks into a barber shop, "hey can I'm here for my monthly bread slicing."
John: Yea man, I got my bread sliced.
Example 2--
John walks into a barber shop, "hey can I'm here for my monthly bread slicing."
by slipperywizard December 19, 2011

Using the penis in an up-and-down motion to separate the labia majora/minora (AKA pussylips AKA meat curtains AKA chewed up bubble gum) to help facilitate insertion. Works best when the vagina has been pre-moistened to avoid dry rub.
I was bangin this 66-year old chick last night...bitch was so dry I had to spit on her pussy and pre-slice for 3 minutes!
by 415kevinM July 29, 2013

A better, and more technically correct, way of saying "piece of paper". Its usage pioneered by Matthew Baker.
by madba May 25, 2010

by Nickizzley December 21, 2008

This is when one plays golf and hits it so bad it causes a slice that sends there ball into the never ending forest to the right.
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by Bensondelbenson April 15, 2021

A person who does not seem to understand what's going on most of the time and just seems to be there
Tom does not listen to his teacher or anything that's going on around him, therefore he is a fucking space slice
by ThisIsNotBenTrustMeItsTom November 26, 2017
