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Skype shitting

Talking on Skype with someone while pooping
Mom: Who are you skyping with?
Girl: My boyfriend
Mom: Is he on the toilet?
Girl: It's called Skype shitting.
by IDon'tPickMyNose November 25, 2010
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Skype Sluts

The biggest known hoors on the Internet, they hang out on Skype sucking each other's dicks. These slores are fucking hypocrites - they are absolute cunts and will do/say cunty things. Unless it comes to one of their own. Famed also for butthurt ... or should that be cunthurt?

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The Skype Sluts are jealous and lurk in hallways.
by Slutapusssssssss January 25, 2009
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Skype Rape

This is when you sign on to skype and all 200 of your contacts want your immediate attention. As a skype courtesy, one should give the skypee time to respond.
I sign on to skype and my contacts have immediate notification that I have been signed on. I will have 30 people skype me..all at once this is what I call Skype Rape. Everyone wanting immediate attention and expecting an immediate response and likely a conversation. This is simply not possible. Please understand this happens quite often to people that conduct a lot of business via skype. Please be patient and do not misconstrue a delayed response as negligence, they are just trying to manage 30 people at once, which is nearly impossible. Be patient.
by WCFunding September 16, 2009
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Side-Skyping

A sub-Skype chat that develops as a result of two or more individuals that are participating in a Skype chat start their own chat while remaining in original chat
Lynne, Jonathan and Mark are side-skyping the HEY chat.
by Cortney B December 12, 2007
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Skype It Up

1. "To skype it up" Meaning to chat Via Skype 2. Video Chatting through Skype. Verb: Skyping It Up
Hey Toby, Are we going to Skype It Up tonight?
by Hancok February 24, 2011
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skype shower

The overly brief dowsing that does not clean, but instead only prepares face and hair for early morning video conference call.
"You smell awful. Didn't you shower this morning?"

"I had a video chat, so I only had time for a skype shower."
by TLWyo January 17, 2010
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skype tag

Failing to connect after repeated back-and-forth tries using Skype, either through text chat or voice. Similar to phone tag.
We played skype tag all day until I just sent her an email.
by xi November 7, 2008
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