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During the early 1400's, the ancient african tribe Jawamba used to celebreate the coming winter season. During the late fall months they would select a female to represent the earth. On the day of the winter celebration all of the men in the tribe would dance around her while flogging their willies and chanting "ahhh skeet skeet skeet." Eventually they would all blast their juices upon her like a flock of seagulls taking flight. After she is covered in the white man sauce she looks like the dark earth covered with snow. After the celebration, the tribesmen invite the rest of the women in the tribe to lick it off of her.
Aunt tillie caught a load of skeet in the face from her pet chalupa today.

You better not skeet in my cooch this time mortimer!

Use the skeet Luke!
skeet by Flogging Jawambas May 22, 2007
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I will skeet in yo lemonade.
Skeet by TotosDemise May 17, 2005
to bust a nut, usually erratically, over a great distance
skeet by bplzii June 11, 2005
white stuff your shirt that yur friend borrowed after haveing sex with her brother
" ew chelsie she got skeet on my shirt"
skeet by chesnees January 15, 2009
skeet can mean basically anything you want as long as you do not use it in a lame way.
Man thats so skeet how we had to take that pop quiz.

Dude pass it over stop being so skeet.
skeet by nate dawg April 1, 2005
To ejaculate on/in a warm-blooded being.
Skeet by Suzuki06 October 20, 2009
My best friend's name! I mean seriously, what's so funny about Skeet? He's kinda obnoxious, and he gets up in everyone's business all the time. I guess we should all make room for Skeet in our lives.
Hey Skeet!
Wow Skeet, you're everywhere!
I take Skeet to school with me!
skeet by Bill Iwarp July 5, 2004