late shave

When a man is running unusually late in the morning and shaves only below his jaw line, thus giving the appearance that he is beginning to grow a beard when he actually is not.
Co-worker: "Mornin' Tim, say...are you starting a beard?"

Tim: "Naw, just a late shave."
by 3D February 22, 2007
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shaving a weasel

Excuse to an ugly girl when she asks you out on a date, especially to a church function.
"I'm sorry I can't go to the revivial with you; I have to shave my weasel.
by Agent Elle June 04, 2005
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Shave Shock

The experience of realizing your boyfriend, husband, friend, neighbor, etc shaved a large volume of hair from their face (or other bodily location).
My boyfriend stopped by earlier. He shaved off his beard and mustache didn't tell me. What a shave shock!
by bigmovie September 04, 2012
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shave check

A phrase used within a group of men. Once one yells “shave check”, the others have to expose their pubic hair in a quick flash to complete the check. It is done one at a time in a circle of the people starting left to the shave checker. The cleanest shave is crowned as the winner of the shave check.
Hey yo, shave check!”
by GoddessLegMom March 11, 2020
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shaving a watermelon

Jack was shaving a watermelon.
by bonelesspizza October 22, 2016
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Precautionary Shave

The act of shaving your body for a date, just in case sex that was not initially planned, happens anyways.
"Sorry I took so long, I was doing a precautionary shave for my date."
by Vegita September 13, 2016
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Reverse Shave

When a man grows a beard and shaves his head, in reverse of the usual convention.
Many NBA players use the reverse shave.
by JoeBlow123 October 09, 2013
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