Martini Shaker

The female version of a fist pumper AKA the guido. Often found in the popular nightclubs/bars. The type of girl who is usually wearing 18 pounds of makeup and clothing that looks like she was poured into them. While dancing, they will almost always be spotted with an alcoholic drink in hand, and taking ridiculous pictures to put up on their Myspace the next day. No need for GHB gentlemen, this is an easy lay.

Damn, look at this Martini Shaker, if her skirt was any shorter I'd see something winking at me.

Martini Shaker by Veronica Fugman May 24, 2008

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pipe-shaker

Noun: A gargantuan turd; specifically, a bowel movement large enough that it shakes a house's plumbing upon being flushed. This can be used for descriptive purposes or derogatory.

Oh man, that shit was massive, a real pipe-shaker! My wife said she felt the rattle by the kitchen sink!

pipe-shaker by RamonChingon September 16, 2015

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Petey shaker

That funny feeling in your balls when you hit a bump or a dip in the road while driving. Basically the feeling of your balls going zero gravity momentarily.

I sped up to 90 mph to hit that dip in the road because it gives me a bad ass petey shaker.

Petey shaker by PhillyFulg February 29, 2016

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Restroom Shaker

A Restroom Shaker can be either one or two people. If one, then a Restroom Shaker is jerking off so hard that the whole row of stalls is shaking. If two, then Restroom Shakers are two people having really hard-core sex that they make the whole row of stalls shake, attracting a large crowd outside of the stall they're in. This reaction from the public often causes the Restroom Shakers to never commit again, therefore passing their title of Restroom Shaker into somebody else.

Man: "Omg, it sounds like there's a Restroom Shaker in there"

Woman: " Yeah, sure does... Let's go check it out! "

Restroom Shaker by PshycoComedian July 26, 2017