Shared Sacrifice

Everyone give up the goods so me and my friends can have more. (Typically spoken by elected officials or upper management)

Elected Official to Constituents: "We all have to pay a little more in property taxes. It's a small shared sacrifice so we can keep teachers, firefighters, and police officers on the payroll".

Elected Official to Staff: "Pay raises for everyone, and if you need me, I'll be investigating our Sister City in the Bahamas".

by Putyourbrainon73 July 10, 2010

Scribulz

A wooden coin used for communicating creative thoughts and ideas to communities.

Scribulz coins are used in advertising and promotions as well as fund-raising events. www.Scribulz.com

by Scribulz July 22, 2009

Back Sacrificing

Having to be the one to always lean over the center conceal of the inside of a car to show affection to a female.

Yo, mike that girl had me back sacrificing last night in her Caddy, now I got a torn lumbar!

by The Notebook November 1, 2005

sacrificosis

The fancy name for cuuting a hole in your pocket for the use of masterbation.

James gets bored at work so he turns to sacrificosis

by Christopher Columbo March 2, 2005

Scribnock

A word used to describe items or situations in place of using "shit" or "thingy" (abbrv scrib)

What's with this new report we have to do? It's utter scribnock!

Hey did you bring scribnock to work today? No sorry I need to pick some scrib up.

by Shea27 November 15, 2010

sacrifice bunt

In a 3some, to settle for a handjob while your buddy gets to slide it in the hatchet wound.

While daryl and randy were tag-teaming jim's mom, randy laid down a sacrifice bunt so daryl could hit the sweet spot.

by big hairy sandman May 5, 2004

dibs-scribs scale

A variation of dibs. A girl referred to as "dibs" is usually very attractive, and a "scribs" is usually very unattractive. In extreme cases of "scribs", the term "GOO!" is used. This scale, originating at Vanderbilt University, was created to distinguish between "dibs" called to refer to hot girls and "dibs" called sarcastically to make others look at someone they otherwise wouldn't. Also related: dibs-scribs continuum (the hazy scale between the two)

M1: Total dibs on her!
M2: Are you kidding? She's a complete goo!
M3: Damn, she's so bad she ain't even on the dibs-scribs scale!

by Sarcastic Drew January 9, 2009