Schlong Pressure

The amount of pressure in your Schlong (Male Genitalia), this pressure decides the projectile speed of your ejaculation.

Jonathan: "Did you see William's Schlong Pressure yesterday? When he came it just ran down the side of his Schlong."
Thomas: "I saw that, on the other hand I had extreme pressure so when I came it exploded and flew everywhere!"

by xWhatDa December 5, 2022

schlong bonger

1. someone acting like the biggest idiot on earth.
2. making a fool of yourself in public.
3. a person constantly ragged on by his so-called friends.
4. a homo who really likes the taste of dick.

"Man did you see Angel after the concert, he was acting like a total schlong bonger."

by Jake R. April 11, 2007

Schlong wars

The act a group of males preform in which each man puts on a glow in the dark condem, turns of the lights, and has a "light saber" fight.

We are having Schlong wars at jims house on Saturday, but Mike always where's the purple.

by Theking78 October 1, 2014

Napoleon Schlong

A musician who is an absolute dick to fans on social media.

I tried to have a reasonable discussion with that musician, and he pulled a total Napoleon Schlong on me and got rude.

by The Rock Oracle May 11, 2023

Schlong bomb

A terrorists penis.

Jack :'Watch out, he's got a schlong bomb!'
Train driver : 'Shit it's gonna blow'
Jack : 'that's what she said' *winks at train driver*
*The train blew up and a bellend flew through the air*

by Schong bong JT October 14, 2012

ginger schlong

usually a massive penis which is from a person with orange hair, pale skin and freckles

an urban legend is when insulted it grows in size

ooooooooooooooo that ginger schlong nailed me so hard

by gingers can die October 13, 2021

manly schlong

Where a man has a 10 foot long schlong

Girl: "Oh yeah i love your FAT COCK!!!"
Man: "Its called... a Manly Schlong"

by BigBootiBetty November 13, 2017