muffy satchel

(Noun) (m-uh-fee-sAa-Tch-Lle) a small, padded pocket that holds your pipe, your weed and your lighter // can also hold your other fragile items that you may need on the go.

“Did you bring the muffy satchel?”

“I got a new muffy satchel.”
“Will it fit in the muffy satchel?”

by ZiggityZell September 10, 2022

the satchell

To be unreasonably cheap, or to offer ridiculously low prices for things. "How much is that car?, $5,000? I'll give you $2."

"How much is that car?, $5,000? I'll give you the satchell price of $2."

by SmartAssPM July 21, 2023

Green Satchel

Classic foreplay: when a partner blows on a males partner's scrotum.

While you're down there love, I wouldn't mind getting a green satchel.

by Louis "Satchel" Armstrong November 15, 2010

queef satchel

When you pass out 69ing and wake up with a queef in your face and pink eye

“So I walked in on Chester and he’ll be rocking a queef satchel in the morning.”

by Welcome to college b October 23, 2018

Stink satchel

An unwashed vagina.

She managed to squeeze four snits out of her stink satchel before the age of 21.

by Moira Faulds January 29, 2020

spam satchel

Another name for a vagina

That girl I shagged last night must have been round the block, cos she had a proper baggy spam satchel

by trisbonky February 20, 2021

Satchelism

Someone who purposely keeps information to themselves rather than sharing it i.e keeps in in their satchel

Example “does anyone know where the shitter is ?, I am desperate?” A satchelist would know where the shitter is and purposely not tell you! And then wait to see if you wrong yourself! Or a another case of satchelism would be where you might say does anyone know how to make a chicken pie? The satchelist would know how to make a chicken pie and not tell you and take pleasure watching you fail at making one .

by Satchelist January 7, 2022