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sarcasm perceptivity deficiency 

Sarcasm perceptivity deficiency is a socially crippling disorder which renders the sufferer oblivious to sarcasm and leads him to treat sarcastic remarks as if they were sincere.
An interaction with one who suffers from sarcasm perceptivity deficiency might go something like this:

Omar: Hey, let's have an in-depth discussion on existentialism and the significance of man!
Katherine: Gee that sounds reallly fun
Omar: Excellent, so Søren Kierkegaard...
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Sarcasm World Championships 

The Sarcasm World Championships take place annually in April and the host city is determined by the previous winner's nationality and ability to host the event in a convenient city.
I'll pay you when I receive my Sarcasm World Championships prize money.

Sarcasm hand

It was originally invented by Dan Bergstein so that he could use it for Blogging twilight and people would know if he was being sarcastic or not. The general consensus is that the left hand is the sarcasm hand because the right hand is raised when under oath. It is now used on the internet (mainly Sparklife) by anyone who wants to be sarcastic on the internet. To use the sarcasm hand, type *raise sarcasm hand*
Better watch out, Osama Bin Laden will get you!*raises sarcasm hand*
Sarcasm hand by TheGlassCat September 7, 2013

Sarcasm Mark 

A symbol, or something else of the sort, used to indicate sarcasm online. These include, but aren't limited to "quotation marks" , putting /s at the end of the sentence or using either (!) or (?) at the end of the sentence.
I "can't wait" to go to school!
Facebook is so secure! /s
I love having to add sarcasm mark to this section(!)
Sarcasm Mark by No1InternetUser August 23, 2018

Sarcasm Dragon 

Person A: Hey how is that sammich brah?

Person B: Oh, just great, I LOVE moldy cheese.

Person A: You don't have to be a Sarcasm Dragon man...
Sarcasm Dragon by Webster now October 7, 2010

sarcasm flag

(n) any device indicated purely literally, by a change in vocal tone, by a motion, or by an actual tangible object (e.g. a flag) that denotes that the statement(s) made were done so sarcastically and not to be taken literally, often used retrospectively where the notion of sarcasm was lost due to medium of communication or ignorance on behalf of the listeners
I should have raised my sarcasm flag when I told him that he should sleep with my girlfriend.
sarcasm flag by nopain00 April 28, 2006

sarcasm detector

See sarcasmometer.

Ones ability to detect sarcastic undertones in a conversation.

The principle of a detector can also be applied to gender and sexuality.
Person 1: Do you like this Cowboy Hat? I think it looks good on me.
Person 2: Yeah, you look -real- cool.
Person 1: Thanks!
Person 2: ...I think your sarcasm detector is broken.
sarcasm detector by Espiria August 30, 2008