surging sanders

Noun. One who cums out of nowhere.

Bernie: I had a hell of a night.
Martin: What happened?
Bernie: I was chilling with Monica and she bent over to get the popcorn bowl.
Martin: What happened then?
Bernie: I was a surging sanders. The ass was too fat.

by The Tall Bear August 23, 2016

Surging Sanders

An early morning erection caused by the release of polls showing Bernie Sanders gaining significant ground in the 2016 presidential race.

(After waking up to a 23 point swing towards Bernie/away from Hillary) Holy shit, I love waking up to a

Surging Sanders.

by FeelTheBern2016 September 17, 2016

Surging Sanders

When you cum out of nowhere.

Despite Clinton raising $112,000,000 , she's worried about a surging Sanders...

by Stressed-out Acton kid August 30, 2016

Surging Sanders

When you cum out of nowhere.

Bill Clinton had a Surging Sanders during his presidency, which made his wife upset.

by Freude14 October 11, 2016

Surging Sanders

The act of cumming out of nowhere.

"I heard that Hillary was getting pretty frisky until Bill pulled a Surging Sanders!"

by surgingsanderz October 7, 2016

surging sanders

It's when you come out of nowhere

She's worried about a Surging Sanders

by Trames October 10, 2016

Surging Sanders

When someone comes out of nowhere.

Bernie Sanders came out of nowhere in the polls. He did a surging sanders

by MrJLippie September 24, 2016