Samurai main

An individual that lacks ability, talent, skill, or dignity and makes up for which by exploiting shortcuts in attempt to feel equal or superior to their peers.
Hes thinks hes so impressive, but hes just a samurai main.
by turbosnatcher March 14, 2017
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samurai slap

When a guy whips out his soft dick, slaps someone across the face, and quickly pulls his pants back up
by Kouta Tsuchiya January 10, 2016
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sneaky samurai

The act of catching a spouse, friend, family member or significant other in the nude and in a sneaky, ninja-like manner, force your index finger into this persons rectum.
I was so surprised and traumatized when my cousin gave me a sneaky samurai. I never even knew he was there until he struck.
by lukey_dukey February 09, 2012
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Brown Samurai

A brown samurai is the code name of "shit", this name is very well known amongst people that communicate with a certain slav individual.
OMFG DUDE! The brown samurai is loosing his patience. Im going to be back in 10 minutes.
by Elmo bg May 02, 2009
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seven samurai

Boring movie in black and white. Many hail as "greatest movie of all time," yet give no resoning to support this claim.

Probably really awesome in the olden ye tymes what with the minimal amounts of fake blood, but now it's... dumb. Seriously, people. It was terrible.

WAY TOO LONG. Could have been at least an hour shorter.
I told my parents to wake me up when something intresting happened while watching Seven Samurai, and they never woke me up. Because they fell asleep too.
by theshinykitty April 11, 2005
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afro samurai

afro samurai
by kidpocari January 08, 2009
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The Last Samurai Syndrome

The Last Samurai Syndrome is a syndrome where it is best associated to a certain type of weebs that are so obnoxious about defending any criticism of the Japanese Culture whether they have been there or not.
Jared! Look at this idiot over there, he has The Last Samurai Syndrome.
by The Super Retarded Kid May 17, 2021
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