squirrel

A hairy cootch.

Mrs. Jimmy?: "Honey, pick me up a box of squirrel covers when you're at the store, okay?"
Jimmy: "You want the panty liner size, or the hospital size?"

by Jimmy? June 06, 2003

Squirrelling

To suddenly become distracted by anything and everything. Also to start additional tasks in procrastination of an original task

*Normal chatter*
J: Oh look, a Red wing black bird

EX2)

P1- Just call them and get it over with
P2- or I could check my score and dispute three random things
P1- stop squirrelling

by Blitzgeek May 24, 2019

Squirrelling

- to gather shiny objects or creative ideas that inspire you

When cooking - to gather special ingredients that you hold dear
When window shopping - to go hunting for nothing in particular at the shops and you lose all track of time because you got distracted by all the shiny things that have now hatched a dozen new creative projects you want to start.

My partner - "" Hey Lovely, where have you been ?? , I thought you just went to the shops to buy one thing ... You've been gone 8 hrs !!
Me : Well ... um ... you know .... I've been squirrelling

by Squirrel Gully August 24, 2019

Squirrel

A woman's pubic hair.

I just got a peek at Erin's squirrel.

by judbgrdmchn June 07, 2017

Squirrel

A nickname for the animal-looking toupee on a guys head. It becomes the guy's nickname when he's a prick even though he's wearing a toupee.

I wonder if the Squirrel is being "cool" at the Kerryman tonight?

by hlsulliv April 22, 2008

squirrel

slut who's forte is to eat nuts

ecounter with grace again?..that squirrel loves her nuts

by ozslang August 24, 2003

Squirrel

Someone who needs to get their nut.

linsday: i just broke up with mike.
sam: girl! you gotta get your nut tonight!
lindsay: nah, dude, i'm not a squirrel.

by lamzy413 September 27, 2010