Splooge Guards

Sexy, Nerdy Eyeglasses on a woman. Also handy for giving oral sex, it wat keeps the splooge out your eyes.
"Hey, Bro... who's the babe wearing the red splooge guards?"
by nfkiller August 30, 2008
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boxer splooge

when a dude is getting a hand job and grabs his boxers to splooge on
Josh: Hold on, let me get my boxers. I'm gonna blow
* Josh splooges*
*Josh carries his boxers home with him*
Josh's friend: You like carrying boxer splooge around with you??
by Fabio Rossi April 13, 2011
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Easter Splooge

After weeks of giving up masturbation for lent, it is the ultimate ejaculation experienced after Lent is over, on Easter.
Jimmy cracked corn instead of touching himself for lent, when it was over he had an Easter Splooge, it was magical.
by Tharsheblows March 06, 2012
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Splooge Special

When you're about to give a girl a back massage, instead of putting oil on her back, you cum on her back intsead!
I was about to get down with this chick when I gave her the Splooge Special!!
by melvinjunko June 30, 2009
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splooge rifle

Shoot your splooge rifle!
by derhegginbarg October 04, 2009
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SPLOOGE Nation

A group chat full on Instagram that’s made up of primarily queer high schoolers, that has been running since 2019. They have odd obsessions, like tea parties, and are super hilarious #winning
Omg can I join the SPLOOGE nation group chat?
“#no your a #loser
by Limabeama March 15, 2022
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Splooge Busket

The baddest fucking no prep racer on no limit 2.0
I just got my ass fucked on no limit by Splooge Busket. Blue ballz is fast as a broke whore who needs diapers. Because she has a blowed out asshole.
by Shitshow1986 July 07, 2022
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