Skeezed

(Adj.) Skeezed: to get as drunk as humanly possible whilst maintaining conscious. (Normally waking up in the floor folded like a suitcase)

Bro 1: yo, did you see how many beers I drank last night?
Bro 2: yea, bro you were skeezed!

by OrcaVonstrangle December 19, 2019

Skeeze

Someone who refuses to wash their hands after using the toilet.

I can't believe that skeeze never washes his hands after taking a leak.

by Angus McCracken February 3, 2020

Skeeze

When one sneezes and it feels so good, that they simultaneously skeet .

Oh man ,I just skeezed. I'll never get these stains out

by Spaghetti Western December 18, 2011

Skeez

1:A skeez is basically a jerk who is mostly mean to girls.
2: A perverted boy who hooks up with girls and just treats them like garbage again.

Random boy:*punches Amy*
Amy: *runs away and cries*
Me: Oh my god! Why do you have to be a skeez!

by TheAlphaWolf360 October 25, 2019

Skeeze

A word for a shady, dodgy, untrustworthy person. Someone who you think will outright deceive you.
Most times related to the sale of drugs, although not always.

I cant believe that guy sold me a faulty lawnmower. What a Skeeze

Hell no man. I'm not buying weed off that guy, he's a Skeeze

by Unkiejay6 April 30, 2021

Skeeze

a bum

whatta skeeze

by Official CV May 1, 2022

pervy little skeez

a pervy little skeez is a horny bastard.

wyatt you pervy little skeez. i know you’re gay… but it’s okay!

by bubblemunchkin225 July 29, 2021