Sig Sauer

A manufacturer of firearm-shaped anti-personnel explosive ordinance, formerly a manufacturer of actual firearms. Much like salted ammunition, Sig Sauer (now SIG USA) produces ordinance intended to look like firearms, but when handled or used will cause harm to the user.

Interestingly, this may not actually have been the intended use of SIG USA’s products at the outset, as it appears that the company did intend to actually make a firearm, however the end product has found another niche since being released onto the market.
“Jim dropped his Sig Sauer, and it fired, the round shattered his shoulder”

“The striker on Bill’s Sig Sauer sheared while he was drawing, blew his dick right off.”

“Officer Steven Swinton’s Sig Sauer handgun went off while he was reholstering, and he nearly bled out.”
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Sig pig

A girl who loves to sleep around with the fraternity... Especially one fraternity with the letter of sigma in the name
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Sig Johnson

The scariest person you will ever meet. This man is equivalent to a sewer rat.
Wow, I saw Sig Johnson eating raw steak last night, what’s wrong with him?
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Hjallade sig

När man är som en rått och man heter Hjalmar lindström
Fan han hjallade sig där asså!
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to sig

v. to add a statement to your signature, usually used on web forums.
Flowers: Look, if God didn't want me to eat babies, he wouldn't have made them out of delicious sugar. And cinnamon.
.... OK, maybe I brought the cinnamon myself. But still.

You: LMAO! I GOTTA SIG THAT

Alexandra: sig? I like how that is a verb "to sig"
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sig udder

a "significant other" , be it a mammary gland bearing being, OR, one 'sporting' a "skin pastry bag"

udder and other sound about the same , and should be easily understood!

most commonly used for the "hairy triangle" bearers!
i'm waiting for my sig udder
my sig udder is going to "turn me on"
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sig udder

"significant other" commonly referring to a female, but applicable to those 'packing' a "skin pastry bag" as well !
(ALSO a "sig udder" !)

udder , and other, sound VERY similar, and should be understood by even the SIMPLEST of souls !
also, not quite the mouthful "significant other" requires !
my sig udder is going to "grind the poison" out of me !

i'm waiting for my sig udder !
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