Shannon

Shannons are sluts! Every single one of them!They are usually Irish. Have long brown hair. and dark eyes.

No one likes her! She is negative about everything!

She hates everyone too! She never talks to anyone!

Shes a manwhore! If your a shannon I'd hate to be you!

Awesome girl 1:Omg look at that faggoty slut!Who does she think she is?!

Awesome girl 2:Shannon -_-

Boy 1: Eww look at shannon she is soo ugly and annoying.

Boy 2: I know right? Shes a manwhore

by sallybabeexx August 11, 2011

shannon

a jerky girl that wears only leggings and large t-shirts. Loves to sing alanis music. wears wool sweaters that are cut four inches above the seem. middle parts are required and hair wraps.

i wear cut off sweaters like a shannon

by jeennyy November 29, 2010

Shannoning

Weather event that occurs when a certain hair stylist enters the vicinity of a winter sports resort during the winter season. An inexplicable shift in weather patterns rapidly occurs, likely resulting in the following phenomena:
Pouring rain, Hail, Sleet, Wintry Mixures, Death Cookies

It's been dumping in Park City for 2 months straight. We'll totally have rad snow conditions, as long as a Shannoning doesn't show up and screw with the weather.

by DJ Shelly Shell January 20, 2011

shannon

peace of shit lesbain

shannon is a piece of shit lesbain

by Reid boy2000 February 12, 2020

Shannon

Dirty little slut, LOVE wiz khalifa, sucks dick for a living. She makes you want to slap a bitch. She should just go curl up and die. She is super sexy but get to close to her and she will sleep with your man D:<

Person 1: Shannon is sexy ;)
Person 2: EWWW DUUUTTTY SLUTTTT

by QTODJXN November 22, 2010

Shannon

The jerk of 2017

What a shannon

by Cameron's_universe April 23, 2018

Shannon

Shannon is the most beautiful girl in the whole entire world but is very clumsy. The boy that she messaged the most at the moment, she has to ask them out.

Shannon is a beautiful girl

by Thebossman74 November 3, 2019