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rosterbate

When internet tards with no history of managing professional sports teams endlessly discuss what roster moves their favorite teams will make during the offseason.
I don't mean to rosterbate, but if we sign cliff lee, derek jeter, and chuck norris, i think we'll have a chance next year.
by timmah55 November 7, 2010
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rustr

Likes taking black teenagers out to the bayou, after starving them for a few days lets them go in the bayou some times he releases the dogs for "OLD TIMES SAKE" thats how they got my sister
Hes a rustr, Likes taking black teenagers out to the bayou, after starving them for a few days lets them go in the bayou some times he releases the dogs for "OLD TIMES SAKE" thats how they got my sister
by AMOGUS AMOGUS AMOGUS AMOGUS AM January 23, 2019
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Rusher

A person who upgrades to the next town hall in "Clash of Clans" without upgrading everything fully.
"That guy has a level 11 town hall with level 1 walls, he's such a rusher"
by Jackoffinabox June 3, 2016
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Russer

A huge badass (SHOUTOUT TO THE DISCORD)
by RussOTD December 13, 2016
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Rusted

The act of engaging in sexual inter course while the female is on her period.
Guy : “yo, are you on your period?”
Girl : “no, just put it in.”
Guy : “fuck, bitch, you just rusted me.”
by MungingAddict March 27, 2019
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Ruteris

1: A combination of the rectum and uteris.
2: A diabolical villain.
"Fuck, my ruteris hurts."

"DAMN YOU, RUTERIS!!"
by The Muffin Queen November 19, 2004
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rosterbator

One who masturbates to rosters; an enthusiast of fantasy sports or professional sports in general; one who watches ESPN SportsCenter twice a day.
Jim: Hey Mark what's up?

Mark: Not much bro I was just on my way home from work.

Jim: Hey, did you... *stops and checks his iPhone* What the fuck! Chris Bosh had only 10 fantasy points last night?!

Mark: Jim, quit it... I don't want to be associated with a rosterbator.
by acelticsfan November 17, 2010
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