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russell cr-owned

"Russell Crowe just russell cr-owned that hotel clerk!"
by LMB June 30, 2005
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Russell Crowe

Don't mind him, he's just Russell Crowe right now
by kickstanddick November 30, 2004
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Russell Frost

Is an amazing daddy and a loving boyfriend. He is perfect for Lisa. He knows how to make his girl happy. He is sexy as fuck and them eyes... And thise dimples make you melt......
Have you see Russell Frost... Ya well hes mine so dont touch or even look his way...
by Lisa 😘 December 22, 2016
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Brad Russell

Brad Russell is the very definition of both femininity and masculinity. The mere sight of Brad causes intense and wild orgasms. His one-size fits all dick and pussy have caused the straightest of men into cock worshippers. His cavernous asshole has launched expeditions by the UN into it’s unknown and undiscovered colon. Brad has the world record for three-pointers in a single season and is currently on a 4,000,000 dollar contract with the Lakers. Whenever he is shown on TV, birth rates multiply tenfold. Brad haircut has caused a worldwide switch to mandatory buzz cut with a small amount of gelled up hair in the front. Brads’ veluptuious ass has created a small yet growing religion of those looking to seek slavation within Brad and consider him their only deity. Brad Russel’s chode is considered a medical anomaly by researchers studying his body. His dick is 5 times thicker than long.
“Last time I saw Brad Russell, I almost came in my pants in front of the whole class!”

“Are you guys going on the pilgrimage to pray to Brad?”
by Follower of Brad April 29, 2021
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don't be such a Russell

When someone is all in their feelings about something very trivial like Russ does when he feels like hes been wronged. Very overdramatic feelings. With lots of heavy sighing, shoulder slouching, whining, moping and grumbling. Usually over a girl or lack of attention not being on him.
Luca was hanging his head, looking pitiful and Micheal told him not to be such a Russell.

"i thought she was single, dawg," said John. "don't be such a Russell about it."
by DaMamaNasty May 9, 2022
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Russell Westbrook

Nickname to Russell Westbrick, who currently plays for the LA Lakers. Makes horrible jump shots that hit top of the rims. The second baby of LA Lakers, second to LeBron James.
Person 1: Man, Russell Westbrook needs to retire!
Person 2: Who's Russell Westbrook?

Person 1: It's a nickname to Russell Westbrick
Person 2: ooooh ok
by whyyoutrippin March 13, 2022
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Russell Westbrook

A shooting guard who swears hes a point guard and shoots no matter if he's doubled teamed. The only Ninja Turtle to be in the NBA.
by TntRealMvpoo June 2, 2015
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