tits on a rooster

1: Double useless, something with no point at all. Comes off of "tits on" any male mammal, since males don't nurse the young; chickens of course don't nurse their young at all, so tits would be especially useless on a rooster.

2: derogatory for tiny or very small breasts
He's not even tits on a boar, at best he's tits on a rooster.

So we had it about worked out when Tits on a Rooster finally showed up, and it all had to have his input.

She's got about the same tits God gave a rooster.
by old lang guy October 29, 2006
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rooster juice

A very strong alcohalic beverage consisting of everclear, sprite, and country time lemonade mix
Sean: why is this shit called rooster juice?
David: cause it will knock your cock off.

*one hour later*

Sean: holy shit
by Charles Christopherson March 28, 2008
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Rooster wall

When you stop someone from having sexual relations with a member of the opposite sex. Commonly used so you dont have to call your girlfriends best friend a cock block in front of her.

Rooster= cock, Wall=block

see cock block
Man 1: I almost got in my girls pants but her friend kept calling so we had to leave to pick her up.
Man 2: Damn. Rooster Wall-ed
by George Tedd December 28, 2009
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flaming rooster

when your balls are beet red, also a homo, fag
dude, that guy is such a flaming rooster
by mr johnson October 24, 2006
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Rooster Boy

A male or female human whom has the personal resemblance to a Rooster. Often sporting veneers with large eyeballs; has a head that bobs with a long neck (sometimes a Turkey Neck). In the male variant the personage is often balding.
Walton Goggins as Detective Shane Vendrell on The Shield is a Rooster Boy.

Dude check out that Rooster Boy!
by B to the Double D August 06, 2006
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red rooster

An Australian fast food chain.
Selling Chicken and chicken products.
Good Tucker mate.
Red Rooster really is a shit place to work.
by yAlDaRA March 30, 2003
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rooster diving

Opposite to the male sport of "muff diving" it simply means "diving for Cock". It can be done by animals as well, when they are rooster diving to clean themselves. The sport is mostly played by females, who enjoy a good Rooster Dive; as well as fags who are into "man meat" in their mouths and can't get enough of it.
"Look at your dog! Hes Rooster Diving!"

"Wow, Suzy where did you get that wicked rash on your cheek?", "Ohh I was rooster diving all weekend!"
by AddyMacz September 21, 2006
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