romanian rotisserie 

when you take a steaming shit on someone’s chest and then goon on them until you reach a state of goontosis

Lucas! Imma take a romanian rotisserie on your chest!

romanian rotisserie by theDestryctor February 26, 2024

Romanian cow cruncher 

When you’re interacting with an extremely thick woman and she squeezes her legs together in attempt to restrain your johnny and balls.

Watch out for those Romanian cow crunchers! Or Fricker Linda got me with Romanian cow cruncher last night.

Romanian cow cruncher by Romanian Cow Cruncher July 14, 2024

Romanian Flicker Gooning

Romanian Flicker Gooning is the act of masturbation over and over until you summon the Dacian Goon God. It is said that it came from the so called "Baragan" place which is located in the Danube-Carpathian zone. Ancient manuscripts provide us information that it was invented by the thracians about 2400 years ago , but sadly the art of Romanian Flicker Gooning was lost during the battle of "Golberi" in 73 B.C.E .

I used to be the national champion at Romanian Flicker Gooning !

Romanian Flicker Gooning by SaviAllDogs December 1, 2024

Romanian Flashbang 

The act of jizzing on someones eyes and clapping their ears at the same time to make the sound of a flashbang.

I gave this girl a romanian flashbang, i think she's traumatized.

Romanian Flashbang by bebbeee December 9, 2024

Romanian Meat Jancum 

When an individual, typically a freakaholic, inserts rancid flesh into a jancum jar in a romanian fashion. The individual then proceeds to "Get freaky wit it"(IYKYK) and has an unending gooning session to top it off.

Chooch: "What are you guys doing?
Z and T: "We're finna Romanian meat jancum, unc. Wanna join"
Chooch: "BETTTT!!!"
LD:"Can I get in on that?"
Everyone: "Sure!!"

Romanian Meat Jancum by F3llerHaterZakinator December 12, 2024

Romanian Blanket 

When a person(s) edges at the point of climax for an extended period of time, followed by the unleashing of their reproductive juice on the nearest elder.

Yo did you hear about the party last night? John’s dad came downstairs and alex gave him a gnarly romanian blanket

Romanian Blanket by JohnsonMuncher December 20, 2024

Romanian Blanket 

When a person(s) edges at the point of climax for an extended period of time, followed by the unleashing of their reproductive juice on the nearest elder.

Yo did you hear about the party last night? John’s dad came downstairs and alex gave him a gnarly romanian blanket

Romanian Blanket by JohnsonMuncher December 20, 2024